Saturday, February 4, 2012

Grapes

When ammunition has run out,

A good soldier improvises...

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Angel with a Shotgun

I don't care if heaven won't take me back

Monday, October 24, 2011

Fishing Rod

Give a man a fish and he's full for a day.

Teach a man to fish and he's full for the rest of his life.

Only if that man realises that your not going to be there to hold the fishing rod.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Drive

Driving for me, is the most fun I can have with my pants on.

The only reason I say that is because I haven't tried pantless driving... yet.

Monday, August 15, 2011

Map

I know the route

I just need you to show me the way

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Necessity

What I need

Is to not need at all

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Torqued

There's a fine line between what is acceptable finger-tight and what is catastrophically not.