Lucky

Control is taken,

Not given.

Sitting on the Fence

Just because both sides suck.

The Right Kind

Are there even when you are not.

Grapes

When ammunition has run out,

A good soldier improvises...

Angel with a Shotgun

I don't care if heaven won't take me back

Fishing Rod

Give a man a fish and he's full for a day.

Teach a man to fish and he's full for the rest of his life.

Only if that man realises that your not going to be there to hold the fishing rod.

Drive

Driving for me, is the most fun I can have with my pants on.

The only reason I say that is because I haven't tried pantless driving... yet.