Perfect Hell

I love you because you are flawed in the most perfect way.

Everyday

It takes a loss for you to realise what you had

It takes a big fish to make you realise how insignificant and stupid you are

It takes a comparison to make you realise what you could have been

It takes working with fibres to get fuckloads of invisible splinters in your hand.

The grad civil student at my work is so smart in so many fields, it makes me feel so effing dumb, especially today when I couldn't do a simple calc. Albeit, not that straight forward...

Anyone know how to make a formwork for a concrete block 100x100x300mm such that I won't have a bitch of a time releasing the block from the form?...preferably steel too pl0x

Shepherd

The Shephard said to his flock,

"Follow me, but make sure to stay together so wolves don't get you"

And so they did.

Minus one.

He said "Fuck the herd, I'm going my own way"

And so he did.

So he trotted along and a few days later

A wolf got him.

It got him good.

He now lost $150 and has a set of purple blox lug nuts.

A set of 16. Anyone want? :D

baaa

New

New beginnings of the resurrected

Band-Aid

Quitting the game is like pulling a band-aid off.

Its best done quick and painfully.

Bye.

Pair

Chinese ads endorsing fake shit always pairs rapid talking

with rapid shots and text.

Zhen de da.

Omission

If you were a key on a keyboard,

I'd make you the " ` " key

Communicate

Often it is the unspoken words and the unsung heroes that accomplish the impossible

Subway

Bleed dammit!

Why won't you bleed!

Space

The space between your head.

Has anyone suggested to you yet?

I heard brains are on sale at the moment.

Maybe you should get one.

Oh on your way can you pick up some milk, coffee and a clue.

Thanks.

Trebuchet

All that's missing is my counterweight.

I was never intending to destroy your wall, just go over it.

Your wall which you thought kept you safe,

will be used against you to take you down from the inside out.

I am the stone, You are the mason.

Stranger

A simple 'hello' would suffice

Letter

Because sometimes we need it to be spelled out for us